Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML
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Today, I walked up to a store’s automatic doors. They didn’t open. I waved my arms, stepped back and forward again, nothing. A staff member came over, tapped a button, and said, “It’s manual.” FML
Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, I walked up to what appeared to be an automatic door. I stood for a second, waved my arms, but nothing happened. Then a guy came from behind me, pushed a clearly visible button under a clearly visible sign that read "Push to open." He said, “It’s OK, happens to everyone.” It doesn’t feel like it does. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
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vehementbitch 4
Well its definetly not your fault i have a growth hormone disorder im 17 and only 4'11
DayoRasta 8
Great things come in small packages op...
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Comments (151)
liquidpwnage 15
I'm 6 ft. and this happens to me literally everyday. It's not just you.
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
when this happens to me, I run a few feet and then jump at the door! it works!
krissajulia 10
Not fml worthy! Lol jk jk poor you
KBro0410642 4
That sucks bro sorry
ssshoot 3
Really? My dog can open it.
jamal0000007 4
Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this
harsweetz 4
shorties are the best ♡♡♡
harsweetz 4
plus IF it makes you laugh I was told last week to sue the municipalities for making the sidewalk to close to my ass!
Carathee 7
OP I'm guessing that you've already spoken to centre management about it? If not then you should and follow it up with an email. If that doesn't work try contacting the anti-discrimination board and see if that works. Not sure if they can help but they may be able to suggest someone who can. Otherwise try your local councillor or member of parliament. I'm 5'2 and I have trouble with sensors at times and I'm sick of having to climb up on shelves at the supermarkets if something I want is up on the top shelf or located at the back where I can't read it even on the shelf second from the top. I can understand how annoying this would be for you.
MacItUp 8
Your right! Because your short they should just have one lone shelf in every aisle for the .03% of people who are to short to reach lol get over it and marry a tall person
TyphoidJames 1
Tell them that you are Tyrion Lanister. A Lanister always repays his debts.