Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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AnAngryGorrilla 0
Mini Streaker?
mattman1994 0
no toilet paper? smart girl
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Comments (78)
ooohlife 0
i'm pretty sure there was atleast a target or walmart on the way.
pie_is_good 0
wow...
pardonski 0
WTF 54?
Xxprincipessa 0
haha i find this hilariously cute.. and 62# I think the daughters response to her mother was that she 'accidentally' did it... obviously you cant accidentally try, she from what it sounds like - deliberately did it and used 'accident' as an excuse.. :)
metalmaiden 0
Ahh, lucky daughter of yours. If i tried that now i'd be kicked out of my house. Hahah :D
sxyntx 0
gotta love the kids.......especially when left to their own devices!
margxoxo 0
when I was in KG, I was very self consious...
alyssa_nichole 2
awww. I think that is too adorable. lol.
canadapwns 0
ahaahahah fyl
rakume 0
lol that sux