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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

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LiznessMonster 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:43

(Boyfriend's Log, Entry No. 224) |Homicide Attempt 1 = Failure, will try again tomorrow.| "Honey what's that?" "Um....nothing."

k3rslc 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:38

OUCH, how smart of him. Hope you didn't have burns. :S Btw. Was the cake good anyway? Happy Birthday. LOL.

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LiznessMonster 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:43

(Boyfriend's Log, Entry No. 224) |Homicide Attempt 1 = Failure, will try again tomorrow.| "Honey what's that?" "Um....nothing."

KrazieKleo 13

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:59

Added to favorite lol!!! Funny guy hahaha.

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:06

How the hell is this even remotely funny?

felixshen 18

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:39

ydi for going out with an absolute genius with a brain that rivals albert einstein's jk but seriously, dont go out with axholes

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:07

Or guys who can't even spell simple cuss words, for that matter.

TropicalTulipz 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:30

dammm that sux really

Hopersz 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:54

What an is. Stupidity is like a disease. I would have told him that and said get well soon bitch and dumped him on the SPOT

orly33 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 19:03

You got burnt.

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:46

Dumbass? Lmao

ulicksam 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:48

YDI for dating a moron.

cookie_wookie 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:05

Fail much?

nerwende_fml 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:32

Ouch, ouch, OUCH!!! :/ Please tell me you've dumped him.

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