By meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?" "NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"

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Comments

ydnar 5

I just looked it up and according to Nebraska state law you can slap your mom up side the the head and open some windows.

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guti6912 1

hahaha sounds like my mom

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thedysphoria 0

Be careful not to unplug the Internet by, say, tripping over it's power cord.

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JPabla03 0

please tell me she's not Indian? mostly Indian moms would say something that dumb lol

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Magnimus 4

Just explain internet to you mom. She funny though.

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soprecious225 0

I think I would have gotten air condition before wireless Internet.... just saying..

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theoriginalfake 2

your moms retarded. no offence

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RuskiManBearPig 4

don't blame her that internet is fast and hard to catch. ur mom had a basic education right?

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23rdnightmare 0

Did you know that someone invented a thing called an air conditioner. if you turn it on it might be able to cool down your house

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