By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

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jessssxo 0

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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Miguel_32E 0

well 1 its kinnda how a lot of girls care about dick size and most guys r the same way

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sammeeleigh8 0

shut the *** up! ^^

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Ilikethenamesam 3

Well he's nice :/

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cjcola169 0

haha burn indeed. the guy should have left after that

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Ugi 26

However much you like him, this guy doesn't care about you and can't possibly even fancy you that much either. He's in a position where he's almost certainly getting it away with you and he says something that has a 99% chance of getting a ****-you-and-flounce reaction. This guy is an idiot and doesn't even care that he's throwing away a near guaranteed roll with you. However disappointed he might be (and personally I like small boobs just fine) he only has to keep his mouth shut (or otherwise occupied) and he'll be in. But no. He doesn't care about how hurtful that is and he doesn't care that he will be screwing his fist as a result. This guy doesn't like you, doesn't fancy you and doesn't have two brain-cells to rub together. Get the hell out of there. FYL

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Gnarlltrugg 0

or pull a 163 and say the same about his junk.

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flufflybuttons 4

so you have sex with guys you dont like?

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mystic_dreamer15 0

Jerk! Srry chica :/

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teenboy3456 0

Actually, men are instinctively attracted to larger breasts. Larger breasts imply that the woman would be able to supply the offspring with plenty of milk, this sustaining their life. It is animal instinct.

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ampplaca 0

I am a guy and I agree that is wrong it shouldn't matter about that but on who the person is and if u like them for who they are

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