Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
Miguel_32E 0
well 1 its kinnda how a lot of girls care about dick size and most guys r the same way
sammeeleigh8 0
shut the *** up! ^^
Ilikethenamesam 3
Well he's nice :/
cjcola169 0
haha burn indeed. the guy should have left after that
Ugi 26
However much you like him, this guy doesn't care about you and can't possibly even fancy you that much either. He's in a position where he's almost certainly getting it away with you and he says something that has a 99% chance of getting a ****-you-and-flounce reaction. This guy is an idiot and doesn't even care that he's throwing away a near guaranteed roll with you. However disappointed he might be (and personally I like small boobs just fine) he only has to keep his mouth shut (or otherwise occupied) and he'll be in. But no. He doesn't care about how hurtful that is and he doesn't care that he will be screwing his fist as a result. This guy doesn't like you, doesn't fancy you and doesn't have two brain-cells to rub together. Get the hell out of there. FYL
Gnarlltrugg 0
or pull a 163 and say the same about his junk.
flufflybuttons 4
so you have sex with guys you dont like?
mystic_dreamer15 0
Jerk! Srry chica :/
teenboy3456 0
Actually, men are instinctively attracted to larger breasts. Larger breasts imply that the woman would be able to supply the offspring with plenty of milk, this sustaining their life. It is animal instinct.
ampplaca 0
I am a guy and I agree that is wrong it shouldn't matter about that but on who the person is and if u like them for who they are