Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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Lebeaugars95 20
your grandma sounds great
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Hmmm.....if you are looking that dark, you may want to lay off the tanning a bit. Sounds like you may be overdoing it.
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Comments (71)
kittymisfit 13
she probably doesn't want her money going to someone who hasn't figured out that tanning beds promote skin cancer. utterly preventable skin cancer... that first makes people look like oompaloompas.
MrSweeps 5
Don't do tanning beds just lay in the sun ffs. Fake tans are weird. If you legit want to tan, naturally is the best way, and it looks the least weird. Also, **** your grandmother. She seems like a racist bitch, and imo, if she was like that to me then yeah whatever I don't need your money
nandybear 19
Tanning is bad. Therefore you deserve it. Although you probably will need to money you inherit for skin cancer treatment, so let's hope she doesn't take you out of her will.
megadki14 6
sure, tanning excessively is unattractive but that's no reason for the grandma to react that strongly.