Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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Top comments
Lebeaugars95 20
your grandma sounds great
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Hmmm.....if you are looking that dark, you may want to lay off the tanning a bit. Sounds like you may be overdoing it.
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Comments (71)
worldclassrager 41
Just a tad bit racist...tan when she's dead you probably have more years then she does
martin8337 36
Her will, she can do whatever she wants with it. After all, this is America.
skyeyez9 25
There is another way to get tan and its free, its called "being outside."
mannatee 19
You deserve it. You chose to go to tanning beds, therefore you chose to get skin cancer.
PaulikShah 5
That's racism...
vikky538 29
be specific.. there is a difference between indian and red indian.. make sure you understand that...
hobojo69 23
Using tanning beds are fine to get like a little base coat tan, but make sure you know when to stop, you don't wanna be looking like some orange jersey shore chick
DeBoss 8
Then it's most likely time to stop tanning ;)
deathfyre8 13
Natural is always better, if you can endure the burns
babyanonymousxo 18
Why does this have so many ydi..
elcee1987 18
Cause op can control how often they go tanning, which is the cause of grandma's rant. The best fml's are where op had no control in life generally screwing them over