Miscellaneous: Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me....

By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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You deserved it 2 104

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 1 975

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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You deserved it 156

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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You deserved it 3 343

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By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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You deserved it 34 309

By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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You deserved it 168 086

By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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phillip1337 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:08

WTF? get new friends ASAP

0___0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:10

I agree with #2. What a wonderful gift ~_~ I would be *pissed*.

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save_me_08 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:18

"'Tis better to be pissed off, than pissed on"... What is it when you're both?

indian_goddess 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:20

you call them "friends"?!

imbtrtenu 8

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:24

LMFAO I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE... btw #53 nice analagy. and #46 thats a really good one too.

trtls 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:31

OMG! I'm sure you needed more than just taking a bath once... ewwww!

Cellie1985 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:38

Question is *whos* piss was it? : /

nocturnal_crazy 1

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:51

Your friends have a sick sense of humor.

lara522 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:51

happy birthday? or is it too late for that, thanks to your oh-so charming friends?

mariposa25 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:09

That sucks, but reading all these other FMLs it seems like you're lucky your friends even showed up/acknowledged your birthday.

Shanny_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:23

oh crap! and ewww but atleast u didnt get shitted on like that other guy on FLM tht was pure grossness. anyway my sympathies r with u :P

scottyz1 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:31

Are you a little bit pissed off at them?

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