Miscellaneous: Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me....

By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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Scary

By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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phillip1337 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:08

WTF? get new friends ASAP

0___0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:10

I agree with #2. What a wonderful gift ~_~ I would be *pissed*.

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CallingFake 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 18:26

You need new friends. Friends don't pour pee on one another-- remember that, guys.

DizzyDemon0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 18:56

I would have kicked SOMEONES ass..or everyones...either way. Hope its fake. Can't have much fun covered in pee..

mutantcow 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 18:59

uh......... SURPRISE? :D

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:02

Stop telling OP to get new friends, i think thats ******* hilarious. I would have shit myself laughing at that. OP you just need to get them back, plant a thong in thier room right before thier girlfriend comes in.

Wazilla 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:37

You must enjoy being covered in piss. Have you met my friend R. Kelly yet?

Kx09 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:07

wow.. you call those people your friends? there's a difference between playing a prank and being jerks.

allstarplayer324 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:22

I'm assuming you play pranks back on them? So just play some pranks back to them too. I would be laughing too after i chased them to tackle them and cover them in pee too. And it MIGHT not have been pee, it probably was, but still hilarious!

kellster 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:24

That's... not a prank. That's just a completely malicious thing to do, doubly so if it was for your birthday!! Your "friends" give fresh meaning to the phrase "with friends like that, you don't need enemies". Find some friends who actually treat you like a friend, stat. You don't have to put up with stuff like that!!

Guairdean 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:40

I agree with the others. Dump these losers and get some real friends. These people just want you around so they can laugh at you.

pinkfakecheez 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:54

Water in a bucket = funny. Pee in a bucket = no.Just no. Using pee makes your friends look stupid in a way, as it's a bit like when monkeys throw poop. lol @ #35