Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
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wannabesinger 16
Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is
justmyluck1212 0
kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL
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Comments (99)
evalovex3 0
omg . hahhhaha . ouch and that is hilarious that is why you should never be nice to little kids , there evil !
akshar 0
POWNNNNNNED! :)
wow_its_me_hiya 0
Aren't kids great?!
senbonzakura_fml 1
south australia ftw. kids will do that for the fun of it here
summer66_fml 0
wow that kid mustve been really pissed off/having a bad day. or else he's a little ********. i mean i love kids to death, but one that kicks you in the groin for no reason......:/
SizeMayVary 0
i wouldve beat the little bastard
SizeMayVary 0
ok dumbass so every guy with an ounce of decency in him who would stop to check if a little kid who is crying is ok is a child molester?
lowes2828 0
Aren't kids sweet these days
tany_fml 0
WOOOO go south auzzies!!
simplyfireindeed 0
sometimes its best just to leave people alone when theyre down but i dont blame you for asking it was a nice thing to do of you :]