Today, my ex of 2 months, who I'm on good terms with, posted an Instagram photo with her new boyfriend, captioned "Love you babe, 4 months have never been sweeter." I've never been good at math, but 4 seems bigger than 2. FML
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Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for four months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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llostinreality 19
Sooo probably not on good terms anymore
Leeono 26
Not sure why you said FML. Your maths are correct! Good job buddy!
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Comments (24)
Alup132 22
I’d like to think that she’s really good friends with him those first two months and that’s why she said that... hopefully.
CrazyChiC42 10
To which you replied, "Aw. I'm so glad the last 2 months of our relationship and the two months since its dissolution have been so sweet for you. :)" play it cool play it innocent
ZRob 5
Renegotiate those terms.
d3rpb0t 10
Show him you're just as good with multiplication as you are with comparisons by hitting him with a 2x4.
DanielleinDC 34
It's a good thing she's now your ex. Maybe you could write something along the lines of, hmmm, we only broke up two months ago.
Galaxygirl 5
unless he was cheating on you?
Jerry Leberer 12
look at it this way....she cheated on you. she's going to cheat on him, too
wHSKitty 11
She’ll do the same to him. Once a cheater, always a cheater!