By lolbahadur - 16/03/2018 14:00 - Australia

Today, I called in sick at work and went to the bar, only to find out that my manager has a second job there. I am now jobless. FML
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Zekfen 17

If you are going to do that, you always need to hit the bar one town over.

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Lobby_Bee 17

"Im picking up my wife here, she got drunk with some friends" Deflected the situation.

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tounces7 27

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive....

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corky1992 33

I hope you weren’t seeking sympathy. That’s your own damn fault.

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SwordSlashBlade 13

Not only are you jobless, you might have a drinking problem. Time to get your shit together.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for playing hookie. If you're going to fake sick, at least stay home.

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DanielleinDC 33

You're hardly the first person to do this. And it happens the same way every time: The supervisor/manager happens to be there when you go there. You totally deserve it.

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onceuponatime456 16

Were you born stupid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?

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onceuponatime456 16

Were you born st*pid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?

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