Love: Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch...

By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By me - 12/03/2012 02:49 - United States

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By ummno - 28/04/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:14

For some reason, I laughed at this at first. But look on the bright side - it's a nice wake-up call since it looks like your "wife" is sleeping around behind your back. Good luck and all.

type1 3

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:13

haha! some girl you have there..

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jciihn 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:13

Your missus is a hussy. It sucks and you don't want to admit it but if she can just have a 2nd life like that and lie and act right in front of you then she is a tramp and you need to cut the girl loose. DIVORCE!! Better luck in the future. That would suck so bad. You should still break that "other guy's" legs..

bored690 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:04

UM EW. That's pathetic. Kick her to the curb.

kimzy96 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 12:01

i feel as though this is the wrong way around... shouldn't it be YOU punching him, seeing as though you are married to her and he is just her fiance,,, which means you've most probably been with her longer :S

jpest17 5

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:08

what a bitch I would be pissed at my wife!!!

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:07

then shouldn't you be mad at him? I mean she cheated on you, and can't you show him the rung and pictures to prove you two are married? I mean you married her first...

ThePhantress 0

Friday 31 December 2010 10:14

DON'T go straight to divorce. Try doing something that, apparently, nobody else has been smart enough to consider yet: WORK IT OUT!!!! Jesus, people. Marriage isn't a trial-and-error thing, contrary to what other people (probably your OWN parents) have taught you. Divorce should be the absolute last resort when it comes to a marriage, and it SHOULD be heart-wrenching and devastating because it's ripping apart a sacred bond. Work it out, OP. And the next time you see that guy, punch him in the ballsack.

miss2kute31 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:06

#83, stfu please... OPs wife cheated on him AND got engaged to another man. How can OP "work it out" with her? The trust will automatically be at 0 percent and its probably a high chance that she'll continue to cheat or worse case scenario, Leave her husband for the guy that punched him in the face. So don't judge what "parents have taught us" because any smart person would know its a SIN to cheat on your husband/wife. Why go against your vows that you promised one another IN FRONT OF GOD! OP deserves better, someone who WON'T cheat AND get engaged to someone else WHILE they're married ALREADY...you seem like one of those idiots who allows a person to cheat on you multiple times....