Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML
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Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML
Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
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KnifeStuff 8
she's obviously an idiot
ttr125 10
If ignorance is bliss...that lady is in heaven
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Comments (71)
siddin 6
file charges.
codogan09 2
Leave an anonymous tip with child protective services about her neglectful behavior. Karma's bitch.
stoneYa 8
kill the baby for revenge
worldclassrager 41
I just cannot imagine what people do for free care taking and what not...honestly if she wants free babysitting take the kid to her parents if they are reasonably close...
baref00tmama 15
DO NOT listen to these morons telling you to call CPS "for revenge". CPS is to report ACTUAL neglect or abuse. It's not to satisfy a grudge.
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Kids these days. You gotta treat em like an apartment. Write down every single thing wrong with it when you get there, take pictures of every flaw, and have the owner sign off on it. Otherwise you might not get your damage deposit back.
HateMySister 6
She might use that as a trick to not pay people.
doglover100 29
She probably did it on purpose.
Baller_Bob 17
She either doesn't pay attention to her son enough or she just wanted an excuse to fire you