Miscellaneous: Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on....

By Username - 09/08/2010 16:08 - France

Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on. There was no fire. My family is currently living in the hotel, so everything we own is soaked. FML

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By Tokany - 28/04/2011 19:29 - Romania

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 9 August 2010 23:09

Better than having the whole place burn down and lose everything. Sucks though.

perdix 29

Monday 9 August 2010 23:42

It was Zach's fault! Get your mom from the lounge where she's singing and Mr. Mosby to kick his ass! Life's not so suite when everything's soaked, is it?

Comments

starbucks95905 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:45

The hotel is liable for that.

kravenlupei 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:07

family business. sorta. hard to explain.

jeffryj 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:00

do buy your own ******* place and that won"t happend

barosp 4

Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:36

You totally deserved it for being a loser and getting foreclosed. Both you and your family.

r3ckm3n 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:58

I pulled the alarm>:)

Mest_Is_Wicked 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:32

Wow... never, have I seen such stupidity, and douchebaggery.

Mest_Is_Wicked 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:34

That comment isn't directed towards the "FML" poster.

simplexalarms 7

Friday 13 August 2010 3:06

I Call Bullshit because sprinklers have a metal or glass element in them that will break if they are heated up too much. Only then will water flow through them. They also don't go off when the fire alarm is pulled. Trust me, I have friends that work in the fire protection business