By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 16:23 - Sweden - Alingsås

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26

That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/

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Mowmee 14

That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!

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centaursTesticle 19

Wait, but then that means that the real father is..... oh shit

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EwahWeeWah 21

Share the test to everybody, let everybody know you wife is a cheating asshole and your father is a ********.

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lscottygl 5

or maybe op wouldn't want everyone to know that happened to him

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DoomedGemini 37

You also have to think of the child, though. Don't create a hostile environment where he will be growing up. I'm not saying keep it a secret, but blaring it to everyone might not be a good idea.

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soovyl 18

thank you for explaining friend. I was having a very hard time wrapping my head around this

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

Probably the best thing to do. He'll probably will want to dump the cheating wife/gf so either everybody knows what happened or he will be the one blamed for leaving his wife and "son".

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aFeeble0ldMan 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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SecondBee 12

In a lot of places you can get a prison sentence (and a substantial one) for doing what you are suggesting. And way to stigmatise an illness. What a butt!

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Catdragon 40

And take a mother away from the kid? Put your revenge aside and be the bigger person, especially when a kid is involved.

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holly_fly 34

Someone did this to an 18 month old to get back at the mother for not wanting to be in an abusive relationship with him. If this was meant to be a joke, it's not funny. If this was serious, it's happened before. Either way, not something that should be suggested.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

that is horrible! who in their right mind would hurt a child like that. geez. some people shouldn't have kids.

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DocBastard 38

Ok let's run with this idea, aFeeble0ldMan. Where exactly would you obtain this HIV sample to inject into your girlfriend, hmm? Please do tell. In addition to being one of the stupidest ideas I've ever heard, it's also illegal, immoral, and a ludicrous retribution for cheating. Idiot.

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manuwish 9

find out if you love her and are ready to raise that child as your own..if not, your (than)ex-wife will be nothing more than your fathers mistress and the child might grow up with someone else..

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XSeraphinX 18

Why'd he stay with her after this? For the sake of the child (if he's older)?? I wouldn't stay. Betrayed by wife and father!? I don't know if time would fully heal that.

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limegreenpoopie 31

Oh god...that sucks. Hope you don't have any more kids with the same woman...

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BrailynRaylynn 22

Well, technically, he didn't have a kid with her.

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umirin534 12

Beat the living hell out of your father even though I highly doubt he has any right to be called that. Been a long time I read a true FML. FYL bro

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denden_mushi 11

I'm sorry you're going through this. Not only did you find out that your wife/gf betrayed you, but your dad as well. Regardless of how your relationship goes with them, don't talk it out on your brother.

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SqueakyMunk 14

When a woman and her father-in-law really lust for each other they end up naked in bed together. Sometimes that "cuddling" leaves said woman pregnant with her father-in-law's child.

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sgdigaetano 3

How many ways can one say 'yuck'?????

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