moe
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You started it!
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
PaulieD
United States
Oh, by the way…
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
lonely
United States
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
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atomheartm_fml 0
Well at least you have his number now don't you?
Acousticpixie14 6
Wow, get over it, it's not even a real holiday.
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playa117 0
At least someone wished you a happy valentine's day.... unlike me :(
Argueta 0
Happy valentines.....:D love you evendo I don't know you
Mr_awsome 0
maybe ur a ******* bitch hmm ever think of that i mean holy shit stop complaining
BigMoki 7
well that is hard...
co0ki3monster 1
Happy Valentines day :D
awesumnes 0
Yea same thing happened to me... Only it was on my birthday and for two years in a row.
scenequeen101 0
hey at least some guy said happy vday! my ex didn't say anything or get me anything, and thought going some were for a make out session would make up for it :|
Maharet_fml 0
The one time I only got one Valentine's Day message was when I was dating a jerk and it wasn't even from him. It was one of from one of my friends. who sent it to everyone on her phone. I thought it was my boyfriend's text because the phone number was a bit similar, but it wasn't his. Two days later, my boyfriend told me we had to break up, because he got another girl pregnant while we were dating. The jerk later tried to get back with me. I said, "Why, so you can get another girl pregnant while we date?"