moe
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You started it!
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
PaulieD
United States
Oh, by the way…
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
lonely
United States
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
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atomheartm_fml 0
Well at least you have his number now don't you?
Acousticpixie14 6
Wow, get over it, it's not even a real holiday.
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Comments (57)
allmidnighteyes 11
Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative, and shallow interpretation of love Day! :D ♥
Faleni 4
couldn't of said it better myself!<3
BWill9014 4
You are correct my friend... True love shouldn't be confined to a day just so people can pretend for a day that that really give a shit about each other... Business had also greatly used this day to drag in major amounts of cash making the whole day a total joke imo... Christmas and other holidays have similar issues
chippa 24
I just read this as "I'm single. FML." I don't think it's really customary to -wish your friends- a happy Valentine's Day. :S Even not getting wished a Merry Christmas wouldn't be all bad, IMHO. Now your birthday, on the other hand…
gintori 0
happy valentines day to you!
Acousticpixie14 6
Wow, get over it, it's not even a real holiday.
kimanime 0
haha that´s funny
jbtheone_fml 5
quit whining and change your shitty life!!!
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, I had to buy a book at my college today. They were giving out free carnations. I didn't know what the **** they were, so when they asked me if I wanted one, I was like, "What in tarnation is a carnation?". They told me it was a flower. I still said no since I had no one to give it to. Lonely as ever lol.
mariazzz 5
happy independence day!!!!
elenathegleek 2
well then happy late valentines day ;)!!
sammiller4 3
valentines day is a useless holiday so it's ok no need to be sad :)