Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
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bored724 0
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be
ilovechocochipz 0
how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!
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Comments (79)
LithiumJoker 7
um, hey assholes. I'm pretty sure he means that she doesn't want to be with him at all. not that she wants to be his wife. stop being stupid ***** and cut the guy some slack. holy damn
renesme101 0
U
GirlHoeForSale 0
Marrying Time!
hayeswashere 2
Simple, marry her and you won't be a boyfriend anymore.
ImafukNskittleYO 4
make her your wife. that's all it meant. ;)
merrielp 13
Never works that way. Child Support.
mrfuzzywiggles 11
Maybe he's goo looking but not her type, but she wants we kids to look like him.
Carabez1228 5
You just got "Baby Daddy-Zoned" my friend..
kemando 22
At least she's DTF right?
Grauncho 27
Doesn't matter had sex.