Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
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bored724 0
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be
ilovechocochipz 0
how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!
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Comments (79)
InSaMiTy 8
Congratulations! You've reached level 100 of the friend zone!
fantasyworld 39
So a sperm donor?
Shafro_0 24
Should have said " So you want to be my wife then!! ;)"
Unlucky1232 20
unless she one of those crazy people who just want your sperm i can only think of one reason she'd say that. SHE WANTS TO MARY YOU! Seriously even im not that dense and thats saying a lot! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET A GOD DAMN RING!
nickfraser98 11
This is why I hate dating. I'm in the same boat, OP.
legolas1456 10
then she has to say that she wants to be your wife