Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
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bored724 0
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be
ilovechocochipz 0
how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!
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Comments (79)
KingreX32 21
ITS A TRAP! RUN!
Brynn9117 0
What?!
The_9th_Doctor 18
better than nothing
darkfireflame 15
"Bye Bitch."
SlightOfHand 5
she want to marry you, dude. not that complicate. not a fyl, its and fhl.
Perry85 42
Doesn't matter had sex
kelizabethb0704 22
Hello sperm donor
alicia_fml_fml 3
She don't give any sense LOL
Solano2580 24
Maybe she wants marriage?
tuxedoandex 28
what