Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
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bored724 0
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be
ilovechocochipz 0
how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!
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Comments (79)
atomicmrpelly 2
#14, thanks for clearing that one up! lol I was about to write a huge rant about how stupid women are... I guess they are only as stupid as men!
little_musician 0
You can't make generalizations about how stupid men or women are. There are both stupid and smart people in both genders. So yes, #14, technically that would be right. Women are just as stupid as men. Men are just as stupid as women. Some people are smarter than others regardless of gender. You have proven yourself to be on the dumber end. Congratulations, you're an idiot.
Nothings_Left 0
ummm...wife or ex-girlfriend or a **** buddy with your child
24788 7
This one doesn't really make any sense. Why would a girl do that?
miss_madison 10
Maybe she wants to be a single mom. Some people want the kid side of a relationship but not the relationship itself.
metalirog21 0
man, ik wat ur going through. my ex wanted to give her a baby while we were still datin. then once she got pregnant, she dumped me. ****** crazy man, ik. hang in there.
ziqi92 0
sounds like shes only after ur looks. thats complete bullcrap on her part. fyl
popoman 0
Just use her for sex. Why not? Wear a condom, though.
anniebanny 2
I think she might have meant I want to be more. As in your wife. x
shagbark 0
She might mean she wants to party and have wild sex with exciting sexy men first, before settling down with a boring reliable man.
wtfmfl 0
orr she couldd just want you for moneyy... haha. (child support)