Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
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Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Time to make some red snow.
pasiphae9 5
I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.
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Comments (226)
XXTandAlover76XX 0
LOL!!! this chicks need deep in her own blood bath.
Burning_Star_IV 3
You shoulda stocked up there chickady
jemama 1
I always had backups. Just two in my handbag. Just in case I'm at work or away. Learn from this!!
drummerchic14 0
guess someone's gonna be spending the day in the bathtub! that's probably the least messy solution lol
pfcstuck 2
Time to cut up an old t-shirt.
germanyLover 3
i feel u sister!!!! that must suck!!!!
Buggi_fml 0
Towels? I agree ur life does suck but not having pads when a blizzard hits is about as dumb as not stocking up on food before it hits, especially if u knew it was coming.
prettypinkpixie 9
YDI I'm sure if there was a blizzard on its way there would have been winter storm warnings. You should have gone to the store and been prepared to be snowed in, including buying toilet paper and pads.
blh093091 0
im from owasso oklahoma we had 21 in of snow and now we have 4-6 falling this blows
skate4life753 0
YDI for living in Oklahoma