Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
KingDingALing 9
Time to make some red snow.
pasiphae9 5
I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (226)
oceanblue12188 0
ydi for not watching the news and preparing for the blizzard
melisa_hope 9
surges you right unless this is the first time you have ever gotten your period then you should know always have plenty on hand!!
womblebat 2
you know, normally women stock up on both before they get their period. ydi.
Cypherrr 13
Use Kleenex or paper towel?
tommurry 1
just get a midget with an Afro to stand under your couch and spin around like a nappy q tip. problem solved
tommurry 1
or your cooch
melancholyangel 0
YDI, you knew a snow storm was coming, you should have been prepared.
zombiekitten87 12
that really sucks but it's not like blizzards come out of nowhere... watch the news once in a while and be prepared for once
keeneh16 0
tissue time!
thatonedame 6
you know when it's about that time. you completely deserve it for not being prepared. every woman should have a secret stash. no one fault but your own