Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
Today, my cat thought it would be a GREAT idea to sleep in my bag. I only found out when I was driving to work. He isn’t allowed outside. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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DrownedMyFish 18
How did he get on the train with a dead cat?
darlingdollie 24
So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up
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Comments (98)
DrownedMyFish 18
I guess you can say that the cat is out of the bag.
AndreaJanell 15
Next time.
rosso700 14
Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought him back
ComoEsJuan 24
I am almost pawsitive that the cat is still in the bag. But who am I kitten? I wasn't there to make sure things were purrfect. I am feline a bit down about it, though.... catapult... okay I am done.
EdenCrystal 21
You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
sandman2118 10
That's horrible
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Well don't let the cat out of the bag!
Zelphoric 25
Fortunately , I think OP or someone prevented the cat from ever getting into the bag, so let's just keep it that way.
bellles 18
That is so terrible. I just want to know what was going through his mind ..
Tbearshy 16
Cat's in the bag
LostInTheZone11 29
See this is why getting rid of the Mental Institutions was a stupid idea.