By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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icanhazblivions 1

That's a deal breaker right there.

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Lynzwood 0

Life without orgasms sounds like hell! Ask his friends their opinion in front of him. Maybe he will listen to them and if not I bet you'll get a few offers to prove your point?!

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KnucklesDeep 5

If you fail at giving your partner an ****** or, while someone brings it up, finding their g-spot, it's much easier on the ego if you simply deny they exist. After all, if they don't exist then you can't have failed at delivering the goods, and you can still tell yourself you're a man.

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chosha_fml 26

Why on earth do you love someone so selfish, ignorant and lazy?

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gruvychild 17

Ha! What does he have to say, once you show him all of the comments on here! I have a feeling we'll be reading his FML soon! "My girlfriend dumped me, because FML gave her an ****** and I couldn't!" or "I got dumped because I didn't know the difference between an ****** and organism!" Tell him you've suddenly become allergic to penis until he quits being selfish!

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Cinn_fml 22

Then don't give him one either, and see how he likes it. You can always tell him you don't believe in male ones because it's almost as ridiculous. Or, you could just dump him as he sounds like a selfish jerk for not even trying.

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RedPillSucks 31

This is uncharacteristic of you, cinnabuns. However, I agree.

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Cinn_fml 22

This is new 'not-enough-sleep' Cinn, she's probably going to make many appearences this (academic) year. Besides, I thought it was you who decided Cinn was short for Cinnister. :P

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cbdee 8

Then OP shouldn't assist him in having one either!

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