By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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You deserved it 17 875

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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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LoveOfHate 4

They deserved it!!!

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linkinpark98 23

Now just do that everytime you see them coming closer. *answers door* "'Sup?" "Child, you need Jesus."

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Kbearlove23 0

Not like its a sin God wouldnt have gave u a hand q:

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xyuukinekox 15

Pretty sure we have more important uses for our hands. I don't even..

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Kristoffer 35

I agree, they deserved it.

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JaysFanStu 3

Your couch, your window, their problem.

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jayfreeman80 0

Did they offer to help you finish?

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badmike89 6

You should have opened the door and finished it would have been the last time they bothered you

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hayd1993 9

you should've looked them in the eyes while mouthing "This is for you !". would never have to worry about them showing up ever again.

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