By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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icadragoon 11

That's what they get for not knocking.

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missyfiona89 28

You should learn to use your blinds. There're there for a reason.

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MGSPOP 1

When I moderated this FML, it had me dying. FYL op, I guess you can't lie & pretend you're not home anymore. ;)

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fyreprincess 3

you say it like it's a bad thing. I bet the JW's have seen everything!

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asherlyb0810 0

U wouldn't believe what we have seen

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Shrike 23

^ The under-side of a rock for your whole lives?

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Carlietaz 1

They deserve it for being so damn nosy. You should have waved while they were peeping.

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Llamacod 11

have you ever considered that its op' s house and he should be able to do whatever he wants ?

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calipilot227 16

Dad: "What do you want for your 18th birthday?" Me: "A Smith and Wesson pump action 12-gauge shotgun." Dad: "Why do you want a shotgun???" Me: "Two words: Jehovah's Witnesses." (true story)

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

So you want to commit 1st degree murder instead of saying you're not interested.

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asherlyb0810 0

They'll just send a different guy next time

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