Frozen
United States
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Heather Scurfield
Witney, United Kingdom
Assumptions
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Soap0015
United States
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Xpload
Lake Orion, United States
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
argh
Canada
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
Anonymous
Chilling
Today, it was freezing in the office, so I brought in a small space heater and plugged it in under my desk. Moments later, the power went out on the entire floor of the office. I quickly unplugged the heater and stuck it in a drawer. Now I just have to somehow sneak it out of the office. FML
Anonymous
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Anonymous
Zapped
Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML
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Catkam623 27
Fake one that way you can go to that nice heated hospital and get out of work
Bradley_Dillon 39
Now you know how northern Canadians feel...
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Comments (93)
interesting33 37
Isn't there some sort of law that says you can't work (or go to school for that matter) if it is below (or above) a certain temperature? Or if the heating is broken?
PrincessCastiel 27
Let it go, OP. I mean this can't be the first time in forever you've been cold.
hippo1234 19
My only thought is: if it was cold enough for OP to shiver that terribly, wouldn't they have a coat or jacket? If it's that cold, I'd be wearing a coat if I was outside for even a few minutes while walking from my car to my work.
Sirpence 9
Where do u live in the us? Chicago was 50 some today
Brandi_Faith 34
Maybe op had a jacket but was still that cold.
habsfan_8 9
The correct term for that is a convolution. It's the most common seizure
Slackerz4Life 12
Let it go...
Godsofdracos 15
Hey Jeremy buddy, you're on a site that literally means **** in the first word, you don't have to self censor buddy we all know what you mean :)
spikekutter 9
what does being stabbed by an epi pen on your cold skin feels like op?
r00nie 10
Skip bath in such situations. Deo and perfumes were invented for that purpose.
rocker_chick23 27
What does your comment have to do the FML? Nothing. OP is cold, not stinky