Frozen
United States
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Heather Scurfield
Witney, United Kingdom
Assumptions
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Soap0015
United States
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Xpload
Lake Orion, United States
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
argh
Canada
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
Anonymous
Chilling
Today, it was freezing in the office, so I brought in a small space heater and plugged it in under my desk. Moments later, the power went out on the entire floor of the office. I quickly unplugged the heater and stuck it in a drawer. Now I just have to somehow sneak it out of the office. FML
Anonymous
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Anonymous
Zapped
Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML
Top comments
Catkam623 27
Fake one that way you can go to that nice heated hospital and get out of work
Bradley_Dillon 39
Now you know how northern Canadians feel...
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gracehi 33
Let it go...
chocolatefrog28 29
I was waiting for this one, well played 15.
Chellec2013 28
Don't let them know. Don't let them see.
ileenefudge 29
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them knoww, well now they knowww....
Babbit 6
unfortunately unlike Elsa, the cold bothers him
AverageJoey 18
Well at least they care about your safety
McNikk 15
It's almost 70° F here in the South...
chinaski7628 32
It's 80 here in Southern California, but that's not relevant to anything. If the office AC or heater is broken, it really doesn't matter what the outside temperature is-- unless OP is working outside.
FMLkoala 28
Using Celsius and all, at first glance I thought you too were on Venus.
glabberfasted 16
56 - You're on Venus?
BigWain 6
You can always site hazardous work environment and leave work for it until they get it fix.
annie_nk 23
Seizing while sitting up and conscious? Seems legit.
toaster123 11
please do not wait for someone to fall down before helping them...
glabberfasted 16
...Are you sure you know what a seizure is?
annie_nk 23
I had seizures as a kid. Every single one put me to the floor.
habsfan_8 9
Dumb ass. Who said OP was standing??
Godsofdracos 15
Unless she's a prostitute, I doubt she's spending much time laying down on the job.
ksks1234 33
The place I work is fairly cold, do of us have little space heaters at our desks. Maybe buy one on your break?
ksks1234 33
Well, I am not sure why I typed do; it should read some of us.
ChenEighty 20
Nah, it was a sauna.
tranced_ 45
did you got a CPR? ;)
rocker_chick105 31
"did you got a CPR?" what?
byEyecandy 10
dat porsche 944 doe
ksks1234 33
What Porsche 944? Op's "seizure" got him a 944? I am going to fake seizure, then!
olpally 33
That's awful. :/ hope your shift is over soon!