Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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Flutist 3
Does he KNOW he is your boyfriend? Also, "this guy I have been dating" doesn't sound like you have talked to him about sealing the deal. So either tell him, I want to take this to the next step (the bedroom?) and have you be mine (for 400 bucks an hour) or realize he might not know you think it is serious. HE might think you are friends with benefits.
boone_fml 0
just because you're dating doesn't mean you're "exclusive"
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Comments (33)
blastvortex 4
Well, it'd be nice if he'd broken up with you first, but whenever you gamble, you may eventually lose. Dating is just another example.
Silentknight 0
in the post she says "the guy I've been dating;" the word "boyfriend" doesn't show up even once. now it's not my policy to date more than one girl at at time, but no one can deny that that's more than common these days. girls do it too: a date with one guy here, two dates with another guy a week later, a blind date, whatever. if the op had wrote "my boyfriend," then we'd have a problem.
FoundManyLemons 0
Because you're not his girlfriend,
Sahou 0
The same thing happened to me last year - it's their loss
russita 1
well... at least he trusts you, right?
jemma_aussie 0
meh.... he shouldnt really tell you that, seriously now i would be paranoid that he would be talking or even hooking up with strangers he doesnt know
Poepiepiesie 3
Ha rhymethyme fails immediately.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
maybe he thought u were on eHarmony as well
forever2life 0
that's obviously his way of saying "It's over."
browneyed 7
at least he told you