Intimacy: Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as...

By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

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By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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Faithful

By Munkeh - 12/04/2012 20:42 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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Saturday 15 October 2016 11:15

At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 15 October 2016 12:06

Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."

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buckdharma 37

Sunday 16 October 2016 20:29

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

GeeThatSucks 9

Sunday 16 October 2016 21:37

After hearing that, I would've made him stop and leave. your situation leaves a bad taste in my mouth and I'm sorry you went through it

da_epic_failman 7

Tuesday 18 October 2016 4:24

****. Blocked.

Andrewx8 12

Tuesday 18 October 2016 16:03

I meeeeean, what way were you expecting??

kyu_Q 19

Tuesday 18 October 2016 21:59

maybe he was nervous you would think he is using the L word too soon

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 20 October 2016 14:06

I really hope you didn't let him finish and told him to get out... of you and your house.

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