Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I went to a going away party for a coworker. I had brought weed for the party and at one point a guy asked me if I have a Grindr. I replied, "No, I don't use those dating apps. I do have a Fetlife but that's it, if you want it." He apparently meant a weed grinder. Most awkward 3 hours ever. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
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loueasy 23
The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked
gobroski 11
That's nice....
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Comments (105)
c_wyld 21
Pineapple Express?
watermelon_bae 15
That's nice of him!
LenUrban 14
I thibk he is being considerate
StoneColdShaky 8
Might make you want to consider your life choices. Sounds like a nice gesture, though.
luke73tnt 17
**** you! You deserve to be lonely because you're nothing but a druggie.
allplayedout 20
Sounds like a win-win-win, to me. Enjoy dinner!
Mudge 11
what a lad
rykna222 14
That's nice! :)
uchihadesendent 14
That was sweet of him OP he was being considerate of you.
sinisterace 12
At least he's a nice guy on top of a good dealer....... Who knows maybe it'll be fun and you'll become friends. Maybe get a discount.