Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
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Jimboom 12
The only way your ever going to put that torment behind you is to be the bigger person and just do your job. Don't be nice or social with her. Just be professional and curt. If that pisses her off so she makes a big scene well thats all the sweeter. ;-) And if she continues to torment you then hello HR complaint time.
singer4life666 0
Why don't you be polite and see how she responds. If she's a bitch still, then just punch her in the throat. Simple.
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das12777 0
is she really made ur life that bad and it's a part time job why not just quit and get a different job?
livelynlive 0
i agree its suck...i used to have the same problem...but mine worse...i got to live with her in the same room bacause we are in boarding school...really...fml
dontgiveacrap 0
Grow the **** up! I'm assuming you're adults. ******* act like it!
EffYoLife 14
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
V_S234 0
Take responsibility for your life. It wasn't she who tormented your life, but YOU that let her. So give her a second chance. I'm assuming you're an adult by know.
PrettySwedegirl 0
Now it's your turn to her how sucessful you are and so on.
lrv2003 0
give her sum KARMA!!!!
fierystage 8
Everyone who tells OP to grow up, go to hell. Bullies are the scum of the earth and believe me, people who have been bullied have tried every trick in the book to make them go away. It is NEVER someone's fault that they were bullied. I'm very sorry, OP.
yourbiggestflaw1 0
damn right i have tried every trick in the book, im onlY 15 and can remember being bullied for alteast 10 years. that is not an exaduration. the only way i have found to temporerally stop them so far is to turn around and punch one of them in the face. that usualy does the trick, but i doubt it work as well at work though. i feel your pain OP.
mythy 0
I have a feeling that with tons of communications, you both might be starting to get along..well, that's what I think LOL