Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
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Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
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Jimboom 12
The only way your ever going to put that torment behind you is to be the bigger person and just do your job. Don't be nice or social with her. Just be professional and curt. If that pisses her off so she makes a big scene well thats all the sweeter. ;-) And if she continues to torment you then hello HR complaint time.
singer4life666 0
Why don't you be polite and see how she responds. If she's a bitch still, then just punch her in the throat. Simple.
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Comments (100)
CaliForLovers 0
Looks like it's payback time!
sugarkiller_fml 6
Vimp! 9 years can't believe it.
I_have_no_clue 0
Look on the bright side OP, at least she only works part time. Kill her with kindness!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Ah don't be a pussy op. Suck it up. That's how the real world works. Sometimes you've got to work with shitheads. Odds are she's changed anyway. You should take every opportunity to remind here what a bitch she was.
bashehm 0
she probably likes you and has a short temper for the fact that you haven't noticed yet
AngelsHaveSex 0
All that hate might turn into hot lesbian sex!!!
imhowie 2
At least it's only part time instead of having to work with them 40 hours a week.
Steplo 5
Put your big girl panties on and deal with it. If it bothers you then confront her about it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
73: Tormented may not be an exaggeration. Being picked on or teased is something everyone goes through. Severe bullying is much less common and much more psychologically damaging. It's too often discounted as typical childhood behavior, and it's victims' suffering discredited as attention-whoring or over-sensitivity. I've done a little research on the subject, and it's not rare for victims of prolonged severe bullying to develop symptoms of C-PTSD [Complex PTSD] that last well into adulthood. That's the type of PTSD that survivors of childhood physical or sexual abuse, former hostages, POWs, and people with Stockholm Syndrome suffer from. = Also, it's one thing to brush off bullies as an adult. It's quite another to do so as a kid, especially if the bully is a constant figure in the victim's life.
ironically 0
well look at the bright side. your ready for marriage.
lynnebby 0
YDI for being a punk