Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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lilylam 0
HAHAHAH " baby, do i blow you away? "
carly546 0
I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!
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Comments (48)
reliopie 0
that's freakin funny
Nadinek98 0
way to go . u should have showed her by crapping Ur pants :P
Nadinek98 0
way to go . u should have showed her by crapping Ur pants :P
ihomeiscool 0
haha was it smelly probably made her horney lol
DeadxManxWalking 27
so did you ever get her number?
hbc1256 8
Im sorry but that is really funny:)
cotyp95 0
Greatest reaction ever!!!!!
Objectofdespair 1
Talk about bad timing...
alphatoomega 21
If she likes you, it shouldn't be too big a problem, though that IS embarrasing. I know I wouldn't lose interest in a girl I liked because she farted on me, and I highly doubt females are that different.
GLaDOS8899 14
OP was the one who farted...
WhatsHerName435 8
Good job man, we're all laughing with you. I swear lmfao!!!