Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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x49853 0
what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.
may_cause_fail 0
Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P
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MukyDaCookie 0
I have to agree with #6, my and my friends would say that all the time to each other and to other people. She probably doesn't mean anything by it. Unless of course, you have made sexual advances towards other men
SpandexMan 0
How many matches did you win this year?
LyuboLove 0
dude, i used to wrestle too. i've heard em all, but people who haven't done it have no idea what it's really like. smack em when they trash talk you, lol
popsoda 0
what the hell is a letterman jacket?
slushpup9696 12
It's a type of jacket worn by David Letterman.
Andyman115 0
it's usually two people in referee's position..... dunno whats so gay about it....
sawdy 0
#14 You are RETARDED
premiermois 5
Wow, dude. Do you always have crushes on morons?
BOLLOX 0
Step 1: Grab the bitch my the neck Step 2: Lift her in the air...by the neck Step 3: Throw her against the wall Step 4: Shoot lasers out of your eyes and shread her to bits!
iiteddy 0
lmao #18
Dichoscillation 1
The positions in sex and wrestling often coincide. Believe me, I know... I do a Lube Wrestling event every couple months, and it usually just degenerates into an orgy, which is fun. So just tell her, "No, it's wrestling, and I'm actually straight." No need for anything more.