Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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x49853 0
what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.
may_cause_fail 0
Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P
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ther_goes_my_day 0
hahahahaha. yea i dont like the referees position pin i think a firemens would be a lot cooler and less gay and easier to understand. Just make sure shes joking dude. if she wasnt then im sorry man haha
armedpanda 0
HAHA I wrestle too and have a pin just like that... I get shit everytime I wear the varsity jacket.. FML!
rebockaa 0
yeah, cause people would actually put 2 guys doing it on their jackets. what a stupid girl. i hope she wasn't serious!
Mahindern 0
As i see from above comments im not the only one being accused of homosexuality for wrestling! I hate when people thinks its a gay sport. Theyre the kind of people i want to put in some illegal and painful move >=D
Dichoscillation 1
#23: I'd wear it on my jacket, if I wore jackets! I'm gay enough that I can! #24: I didn't say it's a gay sport. The positions are equally reminiscent of straight sex... it's just that it happens to be both guys. Look. It's a sport that bears a lot of resemblance to sex, there's not way to deny that. So if it's already sex-like, and it's two guys... what are you gonna do? Also... I'd like to see you try to put me in a lock. I'm not big or strong, but I'm fast, flexible, and I know a hundred ways to break a person's arm with one hand.
imdumburdumber 0
draw boobs and long hair on one of the guys
deliciouskaek 1
#10 has the right idea; just educate the person instead of blowing a gasket. Just because he had a crush on her doesn't mean she even knew who he was before this, or had any idea what he did. #8, et al. - It's quite possible she honestly didn't know what it was. When I think sports, wrestling isn't usually the first (or even 15th) thing that comes to mind. Methinks thou dost protest too much. (read: calm down. possibly honest mistake.)
Klu_fml 0
Dude! The same thing happens to me. Wrestling is such a good sport.. bad steryotypes though
rebockaa 0
#25: i guess you got me on that one!
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
I'm really sick of these "my parents/crush/whoever thought I was gay" FMLs.