Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
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booboo300 15
I mean if you’d reached the stage of sleeping in each other’s bed but hadn’t kissed yet you should have known something was off...
Bloo2555 22
This is why I recommend explicitly asking if you are in a relationship with them.
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Comments (23)
Leviathene 34
This thing seems to happen a lot on FML. I'm thinking its time to start being more forward in your communication. Just because you know your orientation, doesn't mean everyone else does. It's not easy, but it might save some heartache in the future.
ChakatBlackstar 29
This happens entirely too often on FML and other similar sites. Are you sure you're dating right?
SkylarAnne Black 8
Things like this are the EXACT reason I lay out exactly what I want within 15 seconds of meeting. #DealWithItOrRun 😂😂😂
rety1 13
eh, what the heck, go on a date with the guys brother and see if he's nice.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
What is it with women who have a boyfriend but cuddle in bed with gay dudes? I have a friend who's ex used to do this with his gay brother! Someone plz explain!
ThoughtsofaDame 12
I mean cuddling and hugging and leaning on friends isn't weird for girls to do with friends.Friendly Physical contact is simply taught to us as healthy, which it is. So snuggling up with a friend, male, female, straight, gay, whatever. its just nice being close to someone, especially someone who isn't going to ask more of you than just a cuddle.
ThoughtsofaDame 12
Thats rough buddy.