By tiredstudent - 18/11/2016 13:56 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, an older lady loudly accused me of masturbating on the public bus. I simply had my eyes closed and was twirling my hair. FML
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tiredstudent 10

OP here- I had my eyes closed on the bus because I'm a student who works a full time job and babysits my sister's children at night. I was tired. I was twirling the hair on my HEAD because I had recently gotten the time to get my hair cut . My other hand was on my purse which was beside me no where near that area. The lady ended up yelling other horrible things to other people on the bus and got kicked off.

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superapple 23

What hair? Your pubic hair?

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chirstinap325 23

Well, where was your other hand? Whether or not id be suspicious depends on the location of your other hand haha

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chirstinap325 23

Well, where was your other hand? Whether or not id be suspicious depends on the location of your other hand haha

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thebestatspace 9

Are you sure she was talking to you and not someone nearby?

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RichardPencil 30

Or were you arching your back and thrusting your pelvis, too?

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manofmerr 27

She could've been dreaming that she was in the rocky horror picture show. That pretty much explains everything.

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RememberSchlitz 9

She sees you with your eyes closed and goes straight to "she's clearly rubbing one out"? Sounds like this is her problem and not yours.

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species4872 19

Did she make you feel guilty for all the times you got away with it?

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