Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
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Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my dad came home roughly 3 hours early. He came back because he was laid off from his job, because there was no work for him on his current shift and they haven't found a replacement shift for him at the job he's currently at. Shouldn't they have figured that out in advance? FML
Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
waco60 3
Even if he had a job he should still be be at his child's birth.
BulldogHoops 14
30- SPOONS MADE ME FAT
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Comments (127)
Fredds_Life 3
We should ban spoons!
kirby1964 20
I'm sorry, but this one made me laugh out loud. Sorry for you situation op, good luck with guy. I hope some of the girls here are taking notes.
Legendoflaw 4
I believe 30 was being sarcastic and I also believe it went right over your head. Have to agree with the original comment. Better to try to do it alone and find a good guy then try to raise the child with a role model like his father and miss your opportunity because you're supporting a child and the father.
mclauren29 22
Even if he was trying to find a job, surely he could be there for the birth of his child?
LexieWins 0
Within 3 or 4 days of your due date maybe?
KingCeltic77 18
This is what happens when you have a kid with a total loser.
perdix 31
He's not interested in being a husband or holding down a job. And you're surprised that this loser doesn't suddenly want to become a father? Seems a bit idiotic on your part.
ballettillidie 8
Well when he is out "being busy" change the locks as soon as u get out of the hospital
gregkingsley 4
It's post like this one that makes me think one of two things. Either this country is doomed or two this is a made up post.
tsent8 15
That's what you think sitting on your ass all day is a hard job you got to change the channel and make snacks and besides you might sprain your fingers playing Xbox. Why are you complaining all you have to do is give birth that's nothing compared to getting owned by that noob in your lobby.