Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my dad came home roughly 3 hours early. He came back because he was laid off from his job, because there was no work for him on his current shift and they haven't found a replacement shift for him at the job he's currently at. Shouldn't they have figured that out in advance? FML
Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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waco60 3
Even if he had a job he should still be be at his child's birth.
BulldogHoops 14
30- SPOONS MADE ME FAT
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Comments (127)
swedeNix 13
Get single and find a better dad fast!!
Darkreign333 23
Because any man wants to suddenly take care of child that isn't his.
cutenessizme 4
I have this fear too. My fiancé is working overseas and there's no way to tell if he'll make it to the birth of our first child. I'm due any day now.
twinkiefeets 17
That is alot diffferent then the fml post. Your fiancé is working overseas, op's fiancé doesn't even have a job.
TipOfTheHat 10
Sorry, the guys a genius! Your working and pregnant! His only job is to sit on the couch and say he can't do things! Who do you think is the idiot?
Quikraptor 8
... I just had a brain aneurysm. Did... Did you just say that? He's unemployed, and soon she'll be taking time off to take care of the baby and herself. She'll need time to heal from birthing a ******* child. What happens then, smart-ass?
chuckcloninger 12
So he had time to be at the conception but not at the delivery? Guess we know which one is more fun for him? Maybe he's planning at being at another conception while you're delivering?
nancyschmancy 9
I am pretty sure I am going to see you on Springer!
wlddog 14
I need to remember that sarcasm is lost in these posts.
GuessWhatKids 13
Am I the only one who read, "the father of my unicorn child"
krewer21 1
Well, at least his appearance at the birth does not have anything to do with child support! File soon!
Sneekert 4
You should not have allowed such a douche to procreate.
merryhappy1887 20
You deserve it that's what you get for having a kid with a jobless selfish idiot, but then again if you picked him you're probably just as stupid.
lostfaithinpppl 19
You must be a very charming person in real life, #113.