Miscellaneous: Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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You deserved it 2 097

By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 53 227

By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 2 600

By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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You deserved it 2 956

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 8 379

By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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You deserved it 2 705

By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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You deserved it 2 339

wingedtoad 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.

jillaroo53 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!

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boobies93 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:47

They wear mask but maybe this one didn't put it on and did it even move to sneeze it just sneezed right there !!!!

AmandaLe 11

Monday 12 May 2014 6:29

One of the most short fml I've ever seen and but yet so popular...

natyemi15 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:02

simple, straight and to the point. I like it!

zarabsegin 16

Friday 15 May 2015 13:30

That's snot cool. Snot cool...

Luchesi 7

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:54

at least he didn't put his dick in there while he's at it

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 20:12

Like the commercial!!!!!'

iLoveCars 18

Tuesday 30 August 2016 4:30

Don't they wear masks to prevent crazy shiz like this from happening?

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Same thing different taste

Smell you later

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