Animals: Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her...

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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Today, my neighbours were screaming for their "lost" cat again. I've already seen the cat multiple times. In my garden. Pissing. FML

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Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Do you live in Springfield?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

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GreenMuzz 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:37

No need to get agitated OP. Just calmly get out of bed, gently open the window and kindly shout "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU THUNDERCUNT!".

slinginmac14 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:39

Hahaha kindly shout

Firsher 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:09

Your face is so... So... So Mr. Bean.

xJudii 5

Monday 1 August 2011 14:40

Well...did she ever find her cat?

mgon93 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:52

Haha "blew her whistle"

wriptidez 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:54

rrofl

wriptidez 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:54

rrofl

Sara01 5

Monday 1 August 2011 15:29

Why a whistle?

Naox741_fml 6

Monday 1 August 2011 16:04

Maybe a special one, for animals ?

mikedamico6 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:53

buy a cat say it's hers or steal the whistle which ever is easier.

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 1 August 2011 16:16

Time to get a recording of a dog barking and play it outside her house at all hours of the night.

newmandotcom 6

Monday 1 August 2011 16:47

there's this stuff called music....it usually blocks out annoying things like that....

Futacy 29

Monday 1 August 2011 18:20

there's this stuff called sleep....people usually try to get some at 6:00am when they're not blasting music or listening to crazy old ladies blow their butts off....