Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
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Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, my neighbours were screaming for their "lost" cat again. I've already seen the cat multiple times. In my garden. Pissing. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
Today, I spent 20 minutes calling for my cat, worried she’d escaped. I found her in the bathroom, sitting in the sink, calmly watching me yell her name. She didn’t even flinch. I realized I’d been shouting “Fluffy!” at the open window. All my neighbors now probably know my cat’s name. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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marmots 0
Do you live in Springfield?
Jacobt24 19
Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime
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Comments (102)
Sphinxone 3
call the cops and then shot her in the head and blame it on someone else.
SorrowFull 8
tell her if she does that again, more cats will come up missing
corruptblackkat 17
thats when you break out a weapons grade flashlight and shine it at her face until she stops..... just say your helping look for the cat lol
Raider1537 0
Find the cat. Light its tail on fire. Ring neighbors doorbell.
qazz42 1
how about no, what is wrong with some of you people on Fmylife, this is the only site where each post/FML about cats has 50% of the comments about killing the cat in a painful way, jeez people, I have a cat and I would never see how some people could do such things >.>
SadinSherman 16
What did the cat do to you
hockeygiirl31 3
My neighbor used to let MY cat into HER house. We finally found out and she said it was because "cats deserve gourmet meals like lamb chops, not that crappy dry kibble stuff they sell" She was pretty nutty.
OinkOinkPiggleWi 0
oh poor baby, woken up at six. I'm at work by then, be grateful you can sleep that late.
jren207 24
I bet she does a lot of blowing ;)
werx 6
oh dear Christ, a single morning of noise? try living next to a crack ***** with 3 kids and listening to the youngest shouting mummy for an hour most morn
unixdude 9
Go ask her if she has seen your lost Redtail Hawk...
werx 6
oh dear Christ, a single morning of noise? try living next to a crack ***** with 3 kids and listening to the youngest shouting mummy for an hour most mornings knowing social services won't do shit about it. suck it up.