Animals: Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her...

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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By Crazy cat lady - 10/04/2015 15:20 - Canada - Winnipeg

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By wouldn'tyouliketoknow - 12/10/2019 02:00

Today, my neighbours were screaming for their "lost" cat again. I've already seen the cat multiple times. In my garden. Pissing. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Do you live in Springfield?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

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Sphinxone 3

Monday 1 August 2011 21:10

call the cops and then shot her in the head and blame it on someone else.

SorrowFull 8

Monday 1 August 2011 21:14

tell her if she does that again, more cats will come up missing

corruptblackkat 17

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:22

thats when you break out a weapons grade flashlight and shine it at her face until she stops..... just say your helping look for the cat lol

Raider1537 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 2:53

Find the cat. Light its tail on fire. Ring neighbors doorbell.

qazz42 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:04

how about no, what is wrong with some of you people on Fmylife, this is the only site where each post/FML about cats has 50% of the comments about killing the cat in a painful way, jeez people, I have a cat and I would never see how some people could do such things >.>

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:33

What did the cat do to you

hockeygiirl31 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 2:53

My neighbor used to let MY cat into HER house. We finally found out and she said it was because "cats deserve gourmet meals like lamb chops, not that crappy dry kibble stuff they sell" She was pretty nutty.

OinkOinkPiggleWi 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 2:59

oh poor baby, woken up at six. I'm at work by then, be grateful you can sleep that late.

jren207 24

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:24

I bet she does a lot of blowing ;)

werx 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:38

oh dear Christ, a single morning of noise? try living next to a crack ***** with 3 kids and listening to the youngest shouting mummy for an hour most morn

unixdude 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:39

Go ask her if she has seen your lost Redtail Hawk...

werx 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:40

oh dear Christ, a single morning of noise? try living next to a crack ***** with 3 kids and listening to the youngest shouting mummy for an hour most mornings knowing social services won't do shit about it. suck it up.