Miss South, France 40 years-old In a relationship
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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