Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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shmunk 0
wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.
ptrek85 0
FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.
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dekz 0
Shaving doesn't make hair grow back "thicker". Some of you people have absolutely no idea and I wonder how you make yourselves breakfast in the morning without electrocuting yourselves. How could the hair POSSIBLY grow back "thicker". If you actually stop and think for a minute, when you shave you do not actually remove the hair, you just shave (re: cut) it close to the skin. So the hair is still in the follicle itself. Unless you're some type of mutant who can change the thickness of your hair. @OP wax that shit you nasty bitch
BaldOuting 0
haha reminds me of the days i babysat - had a pimple and the girl would not leave me alone about what it was, where it came from - and i was already pretty self-conscious about it.
fml_lovebaby 0
how do you not notice your mustache if a seven year old did?
123412341234 0
i second #71
Nakedsquirrel 5
#64, people suggest waxing because it's much more affordable. Calling people an idiot for that is pretty twatty.
NorfolkDude 2
Girls typically grow a "mustache." It's a natural thing, though if you're a teenager, it can be devastating for your social life or you could be very sensitive about your body at that young age. It'll probably go away as you get older though, much like how some girls have really think arm hair, but they go away after so long. In anycase, you can wax it off or shave it off or get a laser hair removal. Those are your options unless you're planning on waiting for God to do it, which is a long time coming.
xkaokaox 0
Eww #13 lol!
MEGAJOSH 0
Maybe if we weren't such a repulsive hag he wouldn't have made any comments.
SomethingWitty 0
No really, if you shave, hair comes back thicker. I'm almost out of middle school, trust me. Your hair also turns green so never shave. France ftw
uj_fml 4
everybody has hair on their upper lip some people's are just darker/thicker dont feel too bad