Transportation: Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to... - FML

By El Jeffe - 05/07/2016 17:54 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By CARAPPY LUCK - 27/09/2017 16:04

Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By BuspassBob - 10/09/2012 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

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Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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On yer bike

By Anonymous - 20/10/2019 20:00

Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML

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Almost there

By ForcedPedestrian - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML

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Beautiful car

By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:42

I can see how you might get the two confused.

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:32

Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission.

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DuffyZ 6

Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:46

That's why you don't listen to dubstep

VeryCreativeName 3

Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:52

I just lost it xD

LivToFail 28

Thursday 7 July 2016 0:04

What the hell kind of dubstep were ya listening to? I enjoy dubstep but it musta been some shitty ass dubstep if you confused it like that. And for the haters, not all edm is dubstep though yes some dubstep sucks ass and sounds like robots having not gentle sex.

Colerich 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 0:06

absently no way you confused them. fake

kurodansei 16

Thursday 7 July 2016 2:42

How dare you make me bust out laughing in a public restroom! how dare you.

chris0064 2

Thursday 7 July 2016 21:19

I think that says a thing or two about dubstep

fictionaldiary 11

Wednesday 13 July 2016 18:46

How can you not know if you are playing music in your car or not?

pbenecew 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 7:49

Must be a one hit wonder

Andrew Dutch Beebe 6

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:33

Pretty sure that's wat dubsteb sounds like.

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