Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and thought, "Huh, why are there urinals in the girls' bathroom?", but I went into a stall, did my business, and left. There was no one around and when I walked past the bathroom again, there was a boys' bathroom sign. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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hawkie409 0
And this is bad how? Swich the signs back, and then politely tell her she is in the wrong restroom. Simple as that...Unless you had already been going..?
saranottelling 7
She has probably never saw a urinal before and thought it was a fancy French toliet you squat on. OP, did you get granny bitch-slapped? Just wondering...
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Comments (73)
juscreablu 0
more like F Her L "today I was in the bathroom
Daederoth 10
She knew, she was just looking for a little love. Little old lady sees an opportunity and siezes it! Now that is living!
eric780 0
what OP said... okay?
erjaguam 0
she should have written the fml. you deserved it for not changing the signs back.
null_fml 11
Did you ever think for a second that the signs might've been too high, or mounted with screws or something else OP didn't have the tools for? Did you ever think that maybe OP was in too much of a hurry to use the bathroom, or maybe he informed a building supervisor/manager/employee depending on where he was but they hadn't had time to fix it yet? Did you seriously not think long enough to realize that even if OP had switched the signs back, on the spot, it wouldn't have mattered at all since the old lady was already in there? ...Scratch all that. Instead, do you ever think? At all?
Sekococo 0
C-C-C-Clit Breaker :D
keenan61194 4
I could say the same thing about you dumbass.
jif_fml 0
the urinals wouldn't necessarily give it away. some women's bathrooms do have them. at my university, all the women's bathrooms in the dorms have urinals because that way, men's and women's living quarters can be changed. OP doesn't really specify where he was.
Oneromed 0
you guys are idiots
tampura 0
That IS funny.
hawkie409 0
Why was my comment removed?
hawkie409 0
**moved