Miscellaneous: Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called...

By Someone - 22/02/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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By Mika_Ookami - 21/02/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada

Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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Plenty of pep

By awks - 01/10/2012 12:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

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By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:03

The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked

AnnyAnarchy22 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:00

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maxac_fml 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:58

Carrittop powa Ftw!!!!!!! yeah, FYL.

seafea 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:58

you really think people are that easily influenced by an obvious joke of a facebook event?

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:59

Ideas: 1. wear a hat all day 2. wear a jacket with the hood up all day 3. be antisocial that one day to avoid people 4. kick back at anyone who kicks you on purpose (hard if it's people you don't know or hate, less hard if it's friends) 5. bring a deodorant or perfume spray to spray people if they try to kick you 6. use special sunglasses that allow you to see behind you (there's reflective paint on the back part of the lenses that people can't see when facing you unless they're behind you; yes, they do exist for I have a pair myself) 7. bring a really bright but pocket-sized flashlight so you can surprise anyone about to kick you (by blinking the light) so you can get away 8. rub a big smear of greasy lotion on your hand (when the time is right) to smack people who kick you 9. bring a small can of spray hair dye and threaten anyone trying to kick you with the spray since it can seriously stain clothes and skin (if they don't take your word for it, spray near their general area) 10. pretend to be infectiously sick and threaten to infect anyone trying to kick you that's all I can think of for now, good luck OP

wiggs5 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:00

wear padding under your pants :)

tans_fml 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:01

if it bothers you so much, dye your ******* hair.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:11

I think they're more concerned about their safety rather than their hair colour... They don't need to change what they ******* look like. There's nothing wrong with red hair.